"Hi, my name is Troy McClure. You may remember me from such election
campaigns as ..."

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"When my eyeballs need to be their whitest...." ROFLMAO!!!
I'd vote for him.

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"Marc Schneiderman" <garba...@telerama.com> wrote
Unfortunately, the last one (Reagan) was not very amusing. Personally, I
find the campaigns real entertaining.
And fortunately we have to suffer through having only one of those bozos in
a position of responsibility for the following four years.
I think we ought to employ the Cincinnatus rule of public service. You can

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MLF wrote:
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He wasn't the only "bad actor" to hold that office over the years. :-)
bernie

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You forgot the part on the Watergate tapes where Nixon refers to him as
a useful idiot.

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